Glorious.
I saw one of these this morning at Twins Fest. I resisted the temptation.
My dad still tries to take Curtis Martin in the first round of fantasy to this day. He was that good to him.
“I’m not saying anything against Mark Sanchez, but Peyton Manning … I have a lot of respect for the guy. I played against him for a number of years. I wouldn’t care who was on my team — if Peyton Manning was available, I would go after him.”
“I’m very bullish on taking that chance,” said Martin, who retired after the 2006 season. “I don’t care if he’s 38, 36, whatever, I would be interested in taking that chance. At 35, 36, I’m definitely interested.”
“You’re literally talking about one of the best quarterbacks to ever play the game,” he continued. “Him having a year off, the type of competitor Peyton Manning is, I think he’s going to come back and surprise everyone and be even stronger — if he can come back.” - Curtis Martin: Give me Peyton Manning - Jets Blog - ESPN New York
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Watch the most excruciatingly unconfident spelling bee contestant ever.
Hairline? Hat rack? Heartburn starring Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep? Ham lice? There are people who can’t believe their ears, and then there’s this kid, who wants to waterboard his ears until he can be absolutely sure of what they’re saying to him. Unless he’s just trolling the spelling bee administrator in a really convincing manner, in which case he needs to quit it with the spelling and enroll in drama school immediately.
Via Happy Place
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Ali has a reach advantage, but Superman gets a slight edge in flight, heat vision and imperviousness to bullets.
